Look. Freak-out. Laugh !!

Look. Freak-out. Laugh !!

Our system is so broken. fuck.

Gedalya wants to write a paper for class on the topic of the current American political system.



Gedalya goes to Barnes & Noble and looks for a book with a overview of the current political ongoing on the USA.



Gedalya gets hit with the unbelievable mind-boggling realization that there is no fucking non bias political book on the market. 

There’s two categories:
1) Books that bash Obama on how he is bringing under this country, along with all the liberals 
2) The total opposite, How the republicans sabotaged us all for their own agenda. and how Obama tried his best only to get stopped by the evil GOP. 

So fuck you to all the Bill O’reilly’s out there and fuck you to all the Bill Maher’s out there who help create this either-or situation.

—-Gedalya

Some Of The Silliest Questions Asked Today During Obama’s Reddit AMA

I have the brightest most radical ideas but i can’t execute them

Gedalya

50 Shades Oy Vey: My relation w/ my public lover

unorthodoxaffairs:

I do have a public lover; the weird part of that statement is that we are not in love. Maybe he is, but I most definitely am not. I do not feel any attachment toward him; he simply benefits my existence and unknowingly continues to assist me in this game. He improves my image in front of my family…

I really have to figure out who this girl is….

Long ass article to read

Who wants to read “this” for me and give me overview of it ?

ill buy you a cup of coffee, promise.

Butt Tattoo, anyone ?

After reading this article on Gawker.com about the new trend of getting butt-tattoo’ed i’m strongly considering going into the tattoo line 

First thing i will do with $305 Million should i win the Powerball Jackpot:
Open a fund making sure that Hasidic kids looking to get a higher education should not even know that college’s charge money.
by providing a full featured package including Tuition, Dorm, Private teacher, and all the other accessories that one might need.
We are a bright folk with super dumb kids, and this needs to change
-Gedalya

Is Wolf-Whistling AKA street harassment Kosher ?

So Heebmagazine had this article by a guest author about the sexuel assault she is experiencing in Hasidic Williamsburg, i’d recommend you to read it here. ill wait

Aight back ? so here’s what you have to understand, All she is saying is, That she she never expected such comments and remarks from a “Kosher looking” jew and that is what bother’s her so much. its not that she does not like getting comments on her cleavage she just never expected it from a Jewboy so naturally she feels uneasy about it.

In other words, she always gets is stares and comments from guys (and girls?) men are going to be men and will always notice a nice set of Boobs, she just didnt expect something like thing from us and boy was she wrong !!

This guy is more full of shit then Wastewater treatment employee after going into a shit pool